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Names: State of Georgia vs. Mr. Allen Transcript
About: Mr Allen, a murder defendant shouted repeated obscenities at the judge and then threatened to kill members of the judge’s family.
The transcript was used by Rick and Morty.
Online Transcript By: Clive "James" Python
License: This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License
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APPROVED
By franklandf at 9:54 am, June 20, 2016

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT FOR THE COUNTY OF FLOYD
STATE OF GEORGIA

STATE OF GEORGIA          )   FILE NO. 15CR02515-JFL003
                                          )
VS.                                    )
                                          )   Volume 1 of 1
DENVER FENTOR SLLEN   )   Pages 1 through 20


COURT ADVISES DEFENDANT REGARDING REPRESENTATION
BY PUBLIC DEFENDER ON DEFENDANT'S ORAL MOTION TO FIRE HIS
ASSICNED ATTORNEY

TRANSCRIPT OF PROCRRDINGS

Before The Honorable J. BRYANT DURHAM, JR., Superior
Court Juge, Rome, Georgia, on Friday, June 17, 2016

 

 

 

 

 

 

APPEARANCES OF COUNSEL:

For the State:       Luke Martin, Esq.
                     Assistant District Attorney
                     3 Government Plaze, Suite 108
                     Rome, Georgia 30161

For the Defendant:   James C. Wyatt, Esq.
                     Conflict Public Defender                   
                     12 Est Fourth Avenue
                     Rome, Georgia 30161

 

 

 

 


[The Court advises defendant regarding representation
by the public defendant on defendant's oral motion to fire
his assigned attorney; Friday, June 17, 2016, at 2:08
p.m. in open court:]

THE COURT: Okay. Mr.--Mr. Allen?

DEFENDANT ALLEN: Right.

THE COURT: I believe that-I believe your case is-
was going to be going to trial not this Monday but the
following Monday.
Okay. Do you understand that?

MR. ALLEN: Yes. Uh-

THE COURT: Okay. I tell you if you needed to tell
me something, I want-I'll let you come up here to the
podium so yu can speak into the microphone, and I can
hear you.

[The defendant approached the podium.]


MR. ALLEN: Yes. The atterney here, I'm wanting to
fire him

THE COURT: Uh-huh [affirmative.]

MR. ALLEN: And, you know, I don't feel like he's 
doing any-

THE COURT: Who are you going to who are you going
to hire?

MR. ALLEN: I'm not going to hire nobody. I'm going
to try to get a different public defender.

THE COURT: There isn't-you-you have a right to an
attorney.

MR. ALLEN: This lawyer has-

THE COURT: You don't have a right to a specific
attorney.

MR. ALLENL: This lawyer has made sexual advancements
on me. He-

THE COURT: Well-

MR. ALLEN: He's mis-misrepesenting my case. He
told me if-if I wanted him to do a good jb, I had to let
him give me oral sex. He's had a docrors at Central State
Hospital put a false-

THE COURT: He's had doctors at Central State 
Hospital?

MR. ALLEN: -put a false diagnosis on me.

THE COURT: Okay.

MR. ALLEN: Uh-

THE COURT: I don't-you know, I know Mr. Wyatt pretty
well, and I don't think he has the ability to make doctors
at Central State do anything/

MR. ALLEN: Well, they did it, and he's the one that
had me sent down there.

THE COURT: Well, they may have done it, but I don't
think he has anything to do with it.

MR. ALLEN: All right. Well, he won't give me the
discovery.

THE COURT: He-well, I'm-

THE COURT: There's things in discovery he's supposed
to give-he gave me that indictment and told me that was
discovery.

THE COURT: Okay.

MR. ALLEN -documents that I've read

THE COURT: If you-if you want-if you want the
indictment, I'll make sure you get a copy of the
indictment.

MR. ALLEN: No. I''m saying I got the indictment-

THE COURT: Uh-huh [affirmative].

MR. ALLEN: -but he's-he's not nomplying with
discovery.

THE COURT: Okay.

MR. ALLEN: I'm supposed to get the autopsy report,
the coroner report, pictures of the crime scene-

THE COURT: Cor-coroner report?

MR. ALLEN: -crime background records. I want-

THE COURT: Is this a murder?

DEPUTY SHERIFF: In the county jail.

THE COURT: Okay.

MR. ALLEN: Yeah. I supposed to get criminal
background records, investigational summaries.

THE COURT: Mr. Wyatt, what discovery do you have?

MR. WYATT: I've given him everything I have.

THE COURT: You've given him everything you have?

MR. WYATT: Yes, sir.

THE COURT: He's given you everything-

MR. ALLEN: This is a murder case, and you're-

THE COURT: Huh?

MR. ALLEN: This is a murder case, and you're telling
me the only thing on discovery is a four-page indictment.

THE COURT: I don't think he's saying that. I think
he said he's given you everything that he has.

MR. ALLEN:  He ain't give mo the autopsy report.
He ain't given mo the coroner's report. He ain't given me-

THE COURT: Well, it may be that he doesn't have 
that. I don't know.

MR. ALLEN: That's what I've been trying to get.
He didn't give me pictures of the crime scene. I've seen
other people go to trial on-on murder carges. I've seen
what you're supposed to get. I'm not going to work with this attorney.

THE COURT: Well, you know, you-you-

MR. ALLEN: It's not-it's not going to happen.

THE COURT: You've got-you've got-

MR. ALLEN: I'm not going to trial with this
attorney.

THE COURT: Well, you've got two choices. One, you
can go to trial with him, or, two, you can try this case
yourself.
Now, I definitely, completely think that that's-

MR. ALLEN: I've got a right t have-

THE COURT: Wait a minute. Listen to me. That would
be the biggest mistake you've ever made in your life.

MR. ALLEN: So basically you're sitting here telling
me-

THE COURT: Now, yu have a-

MR. ALLEN: -you're going to find me guilly if I-if
I go to trial and try to defend myself?

THE COURT: You're probably right. That would be my
guess if you try to defend yourself.
You-you don't know anything about selecting a jury,
do you?

MR. ALLEN: No.

THE COURT: Do you know anything about cross-
examining witnesses?

MR. ALLEN: No.

THE COURT: Do you know anything about criminal
procedure?

MR. ALLEN: I know I don't have to let-

THE COURT: Do you know anything-I'm

MR. ALLEN: -this guy suck my dick-

THE COURT: Let-let-let me-let me-let-

MR. ALLEN: -to get some legal representarion.

THE COURT: You know something, I'll be honest, Mr.
Allen, I really don't belive that.

MR. ALLEN: I'm not-I'm not concerned if you belivev
it or not.

THE COURT: I-you know, I-

MR. ALLEN: But I'm-I'm supposed to-I'm supposed to
have a right to get a attorney-

THE COURT: That-

MR. ALLEN: -and I'm not going to work with this
attorey.

THE COURT: Well, that's up to you.

MR. ALLEN: So I hold myself in contempt if you try
to pull me up here to court with the attorney.

THE COURT: That-that's fine. I mean, that's up to
you. You-I told you what your choices are. You can go
to trial-

MR. ALLEN: I'm-I'm just telling you. Well-

THE COURT: Listen to me.

MR. ALLEN: Fuck you.

THE COURT: Listen to me.

MR. ALLEN: Go fuck yourself.
I'm through here, Are y'all done?

THE COURT: I-I am finding-I'm finding you in
contenpt of Court.

MR. ALLEN: I don't care.

THE COURT: I know you don't. And I'm sentence you to 
twenty days for that. And if you say anything else, I'm 
going to add twenty days for everything you say.

MR. ALLEN: Fuck you.

THE COURT: Forty days.

MR. ALLEN: Fuck you agian.

THE COURT: Sixty.

MR. ALLEN: Go fuck yourself

THE COURT: A year.

MR. ALLEN: Your marma.

THE COURT: Ten years.

MR. ALLEN: Suck my dick.

THE COURT: You know something, this is going to be
an interesting trial.

MR. ALLEN: Oh, yeah?

THE COURT: Oh, year.

MR. ALLEN: You're not supposed to smile in court.

THE COURT: I can smile aanytime I want to.

MR. ALLEN: -it's a violalion-
Now, you're cussing and telling at me.

THE COURT: I have not cussed.

MR. ALLEN: Yeah, you did.

THE COURT: I am yelling.

MR. ALLEN: Well, go fuck yourself. Suck my dick.

THE COURT: That's why I'm yelling.

MR. ALLEN: Suck my dick.

THE COURT: You know something, you are absolutely
the rudest person I think I've-

MR. ALLEN: You reckon-

THE COURT: -ever met.

MR. ALLEN: You reckon if I let you suck my dick that
I could get a fair trial here?

THE COURT: Oh, I don't think so.

MR. ALLEN: I got a big dick now, and if I pull it
out-

THE COURT: I don't think that's going to get you a
fair trial unless you have-

MR. ALLEN: I'm done

THE COURT: -every one of the jurors do it.

MR. ALLEN: I don't think that mouth is big enough,
sir. I've got a big old donkey dick.

THE COURT: You know, I'm sure mine's-I'm sure mines's
not

MR. ALLEN: I've got a big old donkey dick dick for that
ass

THE COURT: Good! I'm sure the women love it.

MR. ALLEN: I don't fuck girls.

THE COURT: Oh, oh, no. I'm sorry.

MR. ALLEN: I fuck boys.

THE COURT: Oh, I'm sorry. You prefer men.

MR. ALLEN: I fuck boys.

THE COURT: You prefer men; right?

MR. ALLEN: I fuck white-white boys.

THE COURT: You-oh, oh whit or black?

MR. ALLEN: White boys.

THE COURT: Oh. butt boys?

MR. ALLEN: With big butts.

THE COURT: Oh, of course. You know, you look like
a queer.

MR. ALLEN: Well, okay. So now you're calling me a
queer in the courtroom.

THE COURT: I didn't call you one. I said you looked
like one.

MR. ALLEN: You're yalling.

THE COURT: Do you understand the English language?

MR. ALLEN: Wait, you're yelling. You're laughing.

THE COURT: Do you understand the English language?

MR. ALLEN: This is-this-this is kangaroo court, sir.

THE COURT: Do you-you know what. No, we're not in
Australia.

MR. ALLEN: I mean, if you want to suck my dick, you
can do it anythime now. We can-

THE COURT: Oh-

MR. ALLEN: -get this court-ordered-

THE COURT: -you're-you're so smart.

MR. ALLEN: Do we have to court-order this?

THE COURT: You're so funny. You're so cute.

MR. ALLEN: Can we get a court order to get my dick
sucked, sir?

THE COURT: You're so cute. I know all the inmates
just love you to death.

MR. ALLEN: Oh, year.

THE COURT: Oh, I bet

MR. ALLEN: All the white butt boys love me to death,
too.

THE COURT: Okay. Well, I'll bet they do, and I bet
all the rest of them do

MR. ALLEN: You ain't supposed to smile in 
court. That's a violation-

THE COURT: I can smile anytime I dadgum want to.

MR. ALLEN: Now, you're yelling at me again.

THE COURT: I am. I'm yelling.

MR. ALLEN: You're getting mad.

THE COURT: Can you hear me?

MR. ALLEN: You're shaking.

THE COURT: I am yelling at you.

MR. ALLEN: Well, reckon you could suck my dick?

THE COURT: Yelling.

MR. ALLEN: Can you take a break?

THE COURT: Yelling.

MR. ALLEN: Can you take a break?

THE COURT: I am yelling at you.

MR. ALLEN: Can you take a breat?

THE COURT: Yelling

MR. ALLEN: Can I get my dick sucked?

THE COURT: Can you hear me? Yelling.

MR. ALLEN: Can I get my dick sucked?

THE COURT: Yelling. Yelling.

MR. ALLEN: Are you ready to suck now? Have you got
it all out?

THE COURT: You know something-

MR. ALLEN: You will, but you want me to fuck you in
the butt then; right?

THE COURT: Oh, my goodness. You've got plenty of
that over in jail

MR. ALLEN: I could see it in you when I come in the
courtroom.

THE COURT: Okay. That's fine. You're going to be
here on-let me tell you how this is going to work. You're
going to be-

MR. ALLEN: You ain't going to tell me shit.

THE COURT: Listen.

MR. ALLEN: Suck my dick.

THE COURT: Shut up. Liston to me.

MR. ALLEN: Suck my dick, you fuckman.

THE COURT: Listen!

MR. ALLEN: Suck my dick.

THE COURT: You will be here in court on Mon-

MR. ALLEN: You'll be here sucking my dick.

THE COURT: You will listen to me, now.

MR. ALLEN: Go fuck yourself.

THE COURT: Okay. I'm going to tell you how this is
going to work. You either listen or not. I don't care.

MR. ALLEN: I'm through. Can I leave the courtroom?

THE COURT: No.

DEPUTY SHERIFF: No, you've got to stay here.

MR. ALLEN: No, I'm not talking to the bastard.

THE COURT: We are going to have the trial Monday
week.

MR. ALLEN: No. The fuck we are. I ain't going
to trial with this lawyer present.

THE COURT: Listen, if you do not-

MR. ALLEN: Suck my dick, you stinking-ass cracker.

THE COURT: If you act like this-if you act like
this, I will send you out of the courtroom-

MR. ALLEN: Old bitch-ass cracker.

THE COURT: -and leave you out of the courtroom
during the trial.

MR. ALLEN: Horse-ass cracker.

THE COURT: Do you understand that?

MR. ALLEN: Horse-ass, dick-sucking-ass-

THE COURT: Do you understand that?

MR. ALLEN: -big butt-

THE COURT: Do you understand that?

MR. ALLEN: --fuckman-ass cracker.

THE COURT: Do you understand that?

MR. ALLEN: Getting mad, ain't you?

THE COURT: Stupid.

MR. ALLEN: Or red-faced?

THE COURT: Listen!

MR. ALLEN: Now, you're calling me stupid.

THE COURT: Listen! Yes, I am.

MR. ALLEN: This is kangaroo court.

THE COURT: You know what, you have a constitutional
right to be a dumbass

MR. ALLEN: Wny don't you jump up on the stand and-

THE COURT: You know what, you have a constitutional
right to be a dumbass

MR. ALLEN: -and jump around lke a fucking kangaroo,
you dumb bastard?

THE COURT: Well, if you-

MR. ALLEN: Suck my dick. I ain't-

THE COURT: -if you-if you-

MR. ALLEN: -listening to nothing you say.

THE COURT: If you come in here Monday week and-

MR. ALLEN: How about this? I'll kill your whle
family. When I get in this trial, I will murder your
whole family. I'll cut your children up into pisces.
I'll knock their brains out with a fucking hammer and feed
them to you.

THE COURT: Are-are you taking this down?

COURT REPCRTER: Yes, sir.

THE COURT: Okay. I am going to refer you to the 
district attorney's office.

MR. ALLEN: I don't give a fuck who you're referring
to.

THE COURT: I-I'm just telling you.

MR. ALLEN: I thought you were referring to my
motherfucking dick, fuckman

THE COURT: Aggra-aggravated-aggrevated assault,
terroristic threates, and we'll just ass to it.

MR. ALLEN: I don't give a fuck. I will murder you,
your whole family, your kids. I'm not supposed to be in
jail. I was framed. This motherfucker asked me to eat
his ass for a bag of coffee.

THE COURT: Well, you know-

MR. ALLEN: -and now you're telling me that I've got
to-I got to go to trial with this fuckman over here.

THE COURT: You're obviously-

MR. ALLEN: He's probably a pedofile.

THE COURT: You're obviously fisated on butts and
dicks.

MR. ALLEN: Huh? I'm fixated on your mouth.

THE COURT: No, you're fixated on butts and dicks.

MR. ALLEN: You're got a nasty mouth, sir.

THE COURT: Oh, I have a awful mouth.

MR. ALLEN: You have a big old fat mouth to get
this dick in it.

THE COURT: I sure do.

MR. ALLEN: All right.

THE COURT: Yep. I'm proud of it.

MR. ALLEN: I'll make sure the next time I come to
court-

THE COURT: I-

MR. ALLEN: I'll pull it out and jack on you.

THE COURT: Okay. Why don't you do that right now?

MR. ALLEN: I jack on white boys-

THE COURT: Why don't you do it right now?

MR. ALLEN: -just like I jack on females.

THE COURT: Do it now.

MR. ALLEN: I can't do it now.

THE COURT: Do it now.

MR. ALLEN: I ain't got-I ain't got but-

THE COURT: I don't care.

MR. ALLEN: Take off the cuffs.

THE COURT: How many hands do you have to have to do
it.

MR. ALLEN: Take off the cuffs.

THE COURT: Come on-no. Jack off.

MR. ALLEN: This is kangaroo court.

THE COURT: Come on. Jack off.

MR. ALLEN: This is-this is kangaroo court.

THE COURT: Jack off right now.

MR. ALLEN: Are y'all getting this?

THE COURT: Yes, tjey're getting it.

MR. ALLEN: I'm-I'm-I'm going to make sure. This guy
done called me stupid. This motherfucker done told me he
was going suck my dick.

THE COURT: I did not say that.

MR. ALLEN: He wanted me to fuck him in the butt.

THE COURT: I did not say that either.

MR. ALLEN: Uh, you're a-you're a real, real
nasty-ass judge. This is-

THE COURT: I am indeed, and you're going to find 
out-

MR. ALLEN: Now-

THE COURT: -how nasty I really am.

MR. ALLEN: You'll find out how nasty I am when I
murder your whole family, bitch.

THE COURT: Oh, that's fine. You know, you'll be in
jail so long you won't have a chance.

MR. ALLEN: The babies will be going, "Daddy, Daddy,
help me." I'm just going to knock their brains out with
a fucking hammer.

THE COURT: Okay. Well, you know, if I had any kids,
you'd probablybe able to do that, but since I don't have
any, it doesn't really matter.

MR. ALLEN: Well, then I'll get your niceces, your 
nephews, your sisters.

THE COURT: It doesn't really matter. I don't have
any of those either.

MR. ALLEN: Grandkids.

THE COURT: Don't have any of those either.

MR. ALLEN: Aunties, aunts.

THE COURT: How can I have grandkids if I don't have
any kids?

THE COURT: Brothers, sisters?

THE COURT: Stupid. You know, you-you're just
completely, completely have no idea of the English
language.

MR. ALLEN: If you're not going to suck my dick, sir, 
I don't-I don't want to be here.

THE COURT: Okay. I've enjoyed this. I hope you
have. I know everybody else in the courtroom has enjoyed
it, but you can go now, and if-

MR. ALLEN: All right. Well, I-

THE COURT: -if on Monday week this happons agian,
you will not stay in the courtroom.

MR. ALLEN: Suck my dick, sir.

THE COURT: Okay.

MR. ALLEN [as he was being escored out of the
courrtroom]: I'm subpoenaing y'all's ass in the
courtroom

[The defendant was escored out of the courtroom, and
these proceedings were concluded at 2:19 p.m. on Friday,
June 17, 2016]

 


COURT REPORTER'S CERTIFICATE

STATE OF GEORGIA

COUNTY OF FLOYD

I, FAY FRANKLAND, do here by certify that the forgoing
record, pages 2 throught 19 of Volume 1, for File No.
15CRR02515-JFL003, is a true, completa, and
correct transcription of the proceedings reported by me or
under my direction, and copies of any physical or documentary
evidence tendered and admitted during such proceedings, in the
Superior Court of Floyd County, State of Georgia, on
May 17, 2016
This 20th day of June, 2016